h0odrich: mom: where are you going its almost midnight me: out Lmfao wtf
shavingryansprivates: i imagine the list of ingredients on the side of a box of hot pockets reads like “ingredients: molten lava, bread, pepperoni” Lava lmao
Give me all the fucking faces you want nothings gunna change so get the fuck over it before I slap the dumb bitch face off. Crazy ass cunt!
Supernatural is filmed in front of a live studio...
heightofthefall: Our favorite episode
swaghappy: niggertime: i’m not a facebook status, you don’t have to like me. Uh huh girlfriend
When I hear fake girls say they hate fake girls.
sodamnrelatable: lmfao the gif!!! via sodamnrelatable Hmmmm bitchhh lol
period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
period: Yell at a puppy.
period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
Happy fathers day
To my loving pops :) love u daddy tho we have had our ups and downs. Me and omar love u :) and now movie time 3d Prometheus let’s hope I don’t barf :/
Nom nom nom
Tuna,chicken salad,salad with grilled chicken and pineapple for dessert is ready :)) u better eat it all babe.! Lol